brandon saad (and team usa hat) with a back to school psa!!!
how does porn make money if i can literally just search free porn
How do musicians make money when you can literally just download free music?
Musicians make a lot of money from touring
when’s the last time you went to a live porn concert
yesterday with ur mom
‘You’re putting me on the spot here, I knew this was coming’ - Jonathan Toews is asked to show his model face on Off the Record.
Jim Morrison photographed by Joel Brodsky, 1967.
my favorite thing about school was sitting with your friend and flipping through a random textbook pointing at ugly pictures and saying “that’s you.”
Q: When you think of the Blackhawks you think of Toews and Kane, one of the best duos in sports. So, if you were to associate yourselves with a TV duo, which duo would best resemble you guys.
A) Walter White & Jesse Pinkman (Breaking Bad)
B) Chandler & Joey (Friends)
C) Wayne & Garth (Wayne’s World)
D) Zack Morris & Screech (Saved By The Bell)
E) Will & Carlton (Fresh Prince)
Toews: (laughs listening to the options)
I like the last two, but I’ll go with Zack and Screech.
Q: Who’s who?
Toews: (Stares in disbelief) C’mon, you know Kane is Screech for sure. That’s a good one for him, little curly headed rat, y’know. (x)
remember: if you want to be taken seriously as a female sports fan you must have watched the sport for a minimum of 27 years, be able to recall the entire roster from last year and 1983, never insinuate that a player is the least bit attractive, and memorize the rule book backwards in Cantonese